Hello?

Can you read this? Is my braille keyboard working?



Oh kay OH KAY!! I shouldn't joke. My sister Andrea was in town this last weekend, and gave me much grief about my sans-bloggering lifestyle. She mentioned the horrific truth that I last told you all about my upcoming Lasik procedure, and THEN I left you all without a recap! Left you worry! Left you to gossip! Alas -Sorry to my loyal 11 readers- allow me to return.

So.. I CAN SEE!!!! Lasik is by far the coolest thing in the whole wide world. SO cool in fact, that I'm going to attempt to tell you the sugery experience in as short a time as it took to complete. Its very science fiction- so grab some popcorn.

They lay me down in the dentists chair, and basically strap your eyes open. I'm sure they use Duct tape or something of equal adhesion and put some contraption on your eye ball... (don't worry, because you have nurses dropping drops in them all the while..)

My thoughts:
"This is weird. Say, is that my valium kicking in?"

Alright if your squeamish, skip this paragraph. This machine comes over to your eye (which is wearing the contraption) and slices the top of you clear corneal tissue about 90% off. Then here comes the doctors tweasers, as they grab your eye flap, and fold it back.

My thoughts:
"Bah!"

I can still see, but its blurry. I look into some machine and its making all these clickies. I smell burning-eye. Couple drops, and they put the flap back. Pull of contraption. Elapsed time.. 3 minutes? Maybe less? Then again on lefty.

SO, that was my adventure! I have perfect vision, and my eyes are red all the time anymore! Yippee skippy.

So, I shall leave you with photos to show you how I look after Lasik.

Plus SHEP just gave me a swanky new haircut..