Thursday, January 31, 2008





Wh.. well hello! You seem to have caught me reading. Hi, my name is Rich.. and you might recognize me from such magazines as GQ, Hot Guyz, or TV Guide. But hey, don't blame my dapper appearance on my chisled abs or defined cheek bones; I owe my whole new look to my glasses. Get your peeps now kids, cuz countdown to Lasik starts today. Feb 11 is when it all goes down.

Mark your calendars. Send cards.


In other news, I saw this familiar Utah site earlier: Yes yes, its the return of the "here's my family represented on the back of my SUV/Van in little white vinyl stickers and lookie their names are under them too" car. Yawn. Anyway, I was quite excited to see that someone had ACTUALLY named their kids 'Imagine' and 'Kapone'.. yes look close. (sorry for the blurry)
Oh, wait.. silly me. Those aren't kids! Those are the DOGS!!!

Whoops. YEah, nevermind.. thats not weird either. (crickets) The names I mean.. that you would name your dog that... (crickets) Or, that you'd put them on the car too.

13 comments:

Erin said...

WowZaa, You do look Dapper!

Lindsey S. said...

hahaha! That whole post just made my day!! I can see exactly how you were saying that, with the yawn and the crickets!! oh man... I want lasik! I want to know how it goes! Did you find a great doc? I can't do mine yet because my dr. says i'm too young and my eyes are still changing... one day, one day!

Jewels said...

Rich!! You have returned!! Oh, how I have missed you. I love that you're all studious with your glasses and book and all. "Oh, hi there..." YOU are hilarious. And lasik!?!? Good on ya! I'm so excited for you! I'll be sure to come visit you and take advantage of your blurry vision right after the surgery by making faces at you. I'll assume you can see clearly when you smack me in the arm and tell me to stop...

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Mark said...

"Wh...well, hello." I was laughing so hard. Tears Richard...tears! You never seize to amaze. I don't know what was funnier; reading what you wrote, or imagining you during your private shoot?

Lasik? You are full of secrets. Next, you'll be telling me you are voting for Ron Paul or something. Secrets I tell you.

oh snap said...

Mark.. lets just get this straight- I love YouTube just like the next guy, But I'm not voting for ron.

Mark said...

:)

And I meant "cease", not "seize".

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: STEVE : said...

I'm not gonna lie. Putting little stick figures of your kids with names on the back of your car is creepy.

Mark said...

You're killin' me Smalls. Where are the blogs.

Mark said...

Kwall me! I have some vision questions for you.

After all, you are a man of vision...

Lindsey S. said...

So we have like 20 CSI's tivoed and we are just waiting for you to watch them all because we know they are your favorite!:)

Lindsey S. said...

oh yeah, and I saw one of those family stickers on the back of a van that was in color! It was the most hightech (you know what I mean) one I have ever seen. I tried taking a picture with my phone too but decided I didn't want to hit a parked car or anything....