When I peeped my closet last night, I noticed a good trend. A recent delivery of my old shirts to the local thrift store/trash justifed some spending on 'tight new threads'.
Cut to the current state of my closet: You'll notice first how tidy I am.. ahem. THEN almost straightaway you see fresh tees WITH TAGS STILL ROCKIN! This connotes a few things:
-The closets owner is clearly a "Baller"
-I'm "rolling" so "deep" in "that green", I don't even know what I've "dropped coin" on.
-A spectator:"I wonder if this guy even knows how FRESH his wardrobe is"
-This 'Cat' has more TIGHT than TIME
-etc
I strongly recommend this kind of lifestyle. No one needs to know that I plan on strategically placing tags in my closet when my buying is down.. and even one new shirt a year can help you too, to achieve high social status. Even as I type this very blog, a swanky American Apparel hoodie was delivered to my cubicle. Peace!
Wednesday, August 8, 2007
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3 comments:
How is it that I am fortunate enough to be related to you? You and your 'fun pants' are welcome anytime, R. Piddy.
Cat, that's dippity dope fresh yo!
Man, I can't help coming back to this and rereading it again and again.
You are funny as shizzle.
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