ANNOUNCE: So, in my quest for adventure.. this next week holds promise. The plan? -To ride my scooter to work.

Now, this may seem like some easy task.. one without any need for planning or introduction.. until you realize that my scooter ("Tiffany") is old enough to buy alcohol, AND the work commute consists of 40 miles of suburban adventure! So big ups.. I'm accepting donations while I get Tiffany into shape. -Lately, she's topping out at 35. The years have been rough.

In other news, I just bought a watch. It contains many diamonds. Alas, the commencement of my career as a Rap Artist.